Bend over and spell run

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via cokeflow)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via ejacutastic)

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(via lameborghini)